It's crazy, really.
It feels like I started this whole thing just seven weeks ago...and yet here we are, working to defame Donald Trump and make some classy as fuck Kitsch art for human consumption, and then suddenly we have one thousand followers on Instagram.
It's almost as if my three decades of studying humanity has paid off.
...as if there was any chance it wouldn't.
I am a math genius and my calculations are the hippest shit around.
I can add, subtract, multiply, and divide in ways that you've never even thought of before, each one cooler than the last, and you bet your ass it's the coolest fucking thing this side of the Andromeda galaxy.
Have you ever calculated your feelings?
I have.
-Dane Michael Goodman.